You have 3 things to give 3 friends. Each friend gets only 1 thing, and you can't give the same thing twice. Your "friends" (I don't know if you consider them friends or not) are Jeff The Killer, Eyeless Jack, and Slenderman. The three "gifts" are, Death (You kill them), A Virus on all their devices, and a slap on the face (But then apologize because this person is your favorite of the three most likely).
Who Shall Get Which "Gift"?